ifyoucarryonthisway:

how awkward are you on a scale from one to miranda cosgrove riding a candycane

krejcithegoon:

sarahxhockey:

why does everything turn into a “Canada/America” debate

we are a bromance

we should act as bros

　

#longest unguarded border in the world say what #cause we got each otha’s backs #you fuck with canada #then you fuck with the united states #and if you fuck with the united states #well we probably deserved it and we dont want canada to get hurt so they stay out of it

When I was younger my friend and I would play this game 

we would take turns pretending to be possessed and having to tie each other down and give each other exorcisms

did anyone else do that 

lumos-maxima:

slimed

f is for friends who dont talk to you

u is for ur alone

n is for never having any plans at all, all i do is sit at home 

myladymother:

i stg the scream i emitted when loras appeared in renly’s armor could have curdled the blood of someone halfway across the world from me　

jeric-kripke:

bendydicks:

reidwouldread:

clairesawyer:

If I was a celebrity I would go knocking on doors and be like hello yes it’s me

I would ride the bus to confuse people.

I would stalk a fan, find out where they work, and bring them a coffee.

I would create my own live journal and write fan fiction about myself and then instead of using manips actually just pose for freaky pictures and post them at the beginning of each chapter so that people would freak out.